Him:  Honey, I’ve been meaning to ask you something… (pause)… how do you feel about living right across from an adult novelty and video store?

Her:  What the F&*% are you talking about?!?!

Him:  Come on, lighten up a little!  It will be fun.  We can even get matching tattoos right next door!

(Chuck side note:  there are some really awesome properties in today’s video… great way to start a long weekend!)