Him: Honey, I’ve been meaning to ask you something… (pause)… how do you feel about living right across from an adult novelty and video store?
Her: What the F&*% are you talking about?!?!
Him: Come on, lighten up a little! It will be fun. We can even get matching tattoos right next door!
(Chuck side note: there are some really awesome properties in today’s video… great way to start a long weekend!)